iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:

Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things

Troll dad.

I have been waiting for this episode for my entire life and I didn’t even realize it until now.

buttlid:

kymherz:

ippinka:

Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!

this is genius.

this is actually lifechanging

just-laff:

l-o-l-w-h-a-t-e-v-e-r:

-uhhleeseeuhh:

I heard your shoes are too big, is that true?

how can people actually hate him

THE SECOND ONE

HE IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL

he is perfect

jeanvaljeanralphio:

The next time you feel down, just remember that Bruce Banner tried to kill himself and Tony Stark has anxiety attacks, and they’ve both saved the world. You will be okay.

Tumblr Code.

lutenthebrave:

tookbank:

lostgeekette:

moriarty-mastermind:

once-ling:

bltsl4:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

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must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

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DOING THIS.

AND I WILL FIND SOMEONE.

It works!

I don’t have shoelaced shoes.

child-of-clay:

im-electric-sympathy:

i made sum pancakes

oh my god are you shitting me

tastefullyoffensive:

Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal

[ryanwmchenry]

Why is this so suspenseful?!

jaaackal:

Can someone extend this to other fandoms?? it’s not like tumblr revolves around Superwholock

It doesn’t?

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Post it notes from a stay-at-home dad

(part 1)

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That’s cow and duckie! <3

That’s cow and duckie! <3